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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}

{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}

{"type":"programming","setup":"An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.","punchline":"He goes nowhere.","id":367}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}

{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

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Caja Oblatos C.F.D. is a football club that plays in the Liga Premier – Serie B. It is based in Tonalá, Mexico.

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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How good are you at Power Point?","punchline":"I Excel at it.","id":128}

{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}

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