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Jane, Lady Archibald Hamilton was a British noblewoman. She was the fifth child and third daughter of James Hamilton, 6th Earl of Abercorn and Elizabeth Reading, daughter of Sir Robert Reading, 1st Baronet. She was mistress to Frederick, Prince of Wales and First Lady of the Bedchamber, Mistress of the Robes and Privy Purse to his wife, Augusta of Saxe-Gotha.
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\"You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'\" is a song by Phil Spector, Barry Mann, and Cynthia Weil, first recorded in 1964 by the American vocal duo the Righteous Brothers. This version, produced by Spector, is cited by some music critics as the ultimate ex