{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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The Lost World is a 1992 film, based on the 1912 novel The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The movie is set in Africa rather than the book's setting of South America, and the character of Lord John Roxton has been replaced with a female character played by Tamara Gorski. It was followed by a sequel the same year, Return to the Lost World, with the same director and main cast.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?","punchline":"They're really good at it.","id":180}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?","punchline":"Never mind. It's pointless.","id":11}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a hankie dance?","punchline":"Put a little boogie in it.","id":127}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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