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EA-1763, O-PPVX, V1 or propyl S-2-diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate is a military-grade neurotoxic organophosphonate nerve agent related to VX as it is the propyl analogue of VX. It is part of the V-series.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
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Johannes \"Jan\" Leonardus Maas was a Dutch racing cyclist who competed in the 1924 Summer Olympics and in the 1928 Summer Olympics.
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