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{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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Broomfield House is a listed building of historical interest located in Broomfield Park, Palmers Green, Enfield, London. Built during the 16th century, it was damaged by fires in 1984, 1993, 1994 and 2019. Various programmes of restoration have been proposed for the building – none have made progress as of January 2024.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?","punchline":"They will give you a piece of your mind.","id":237}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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