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Oliver Steven Edward \"Oli\" Sail is a New Zealand professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for A-League club Perth Glory and the New Zealand national football team.
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\"Capacity\" is a song recorded by American rock band Charly Bliss. The song was released on February 6, 2019 through Barsuk Records, as the lead single from the band's second studio album, Young Enough (2019). The song was written by the entire band: vocalist/guitarist Eva Hendricks, drummer Sam Hendricks, guitarist Spencer Fox, and bassist Dan Shure. The song and accompanying album were produced by veteran engineer Joe Chiccarelli. Hendricks penned the song's lyrics as a self-critique of her own tendency to be accommodating.
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