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Christ Church is a heritage-listed Anglican church located on Bong Bong Road, Bong Bong, in the Wingecarribee Shire local government area of New South Wales, Australia. It was built in 1845 at the behest of Charles Throsby, possibly by convict labour. The design of the church has been attributed to John Verge. The church site includes an associated cemetery. It was added to the New South Wales State Heritage Register on 7 April 2000.
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Stockholm Västerås Airport, also known as Hässlö Flygplats, is a minor international airport located near the city of Västerås, Sweden. The airport is located 110 km (70 mi) west of Stockholm, and is outside of Stockholm County, but is included in STO, the IATA airport code for Stockholm airports. The airport handled a total of 78,652 passengers in 2024, making it Sweden's 18th-busiest airport.
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