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May Lee Tieu is a Chinese-American Olympic foil fencer. She participated at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics in the fencing competition, winning the bronze medal in the girls' foil event. At the 2021 World Cadets and Juniors Fencing Championships she won the gold medal in the individual foil, and bronze in the team foil. In 2019 she received the Jack Kelly Fair Play Award. As of April 2023, she has retired from competitive fencing.
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