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The Captain's House is a large detached house located at the bottom of Mallams, near the villages of Chiswell and Fortuneswell, on the Isle of Portland, Dorset, England. The house, together with the attached wall to the south east, has been a Grade II listed building since September 1978. It is not to be confused with another Captain's House on Portland, in Castletown, a large detached house, adjoining Portland Castle.
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Echizen-Ono Station is a railway station on the Etsumi-Hoku Line in the city of Ōno, Fukui, Japan, operated by West Japan Railway Company.
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