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Snowy Joyce Khoza is a South African who is chief executive officer of Bigen Africa and President of Agape Christian Women.
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Tamade Station is a passenger railway station in located in the city of Gose, Nara Prefecture, Japan, operated by West Japan Railway Company.
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}