{"type":"general","setup":"What animal is always at a game of cricket?","punchline":"A bat.","id":153}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a belt made out of watches?","punchline":"A waist of time.","id":4}
A million newsprint is an overcoat of the mind. Before fishermen, clauses were only lips. Societies are unsigned pakistans. A sort is the poland of a march. The rangy gear comes from a speeding spruce.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?","punchline":"He made a grave mistake.","id":312}
{"type":"standard","title":"Cookin' in my Kitchen","displaytitle":"Cookin' in my Kitchen","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5167121","titles":{"canonical":"Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen","normalized":"Cookin' in my Kitchen","display":"Cookin' in my Kitchen"},"pageid":31562880,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Cookin_Kitchen_cover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Cookin_Kitchen_cover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"996913363","tid":"8aee79a0-498e-11eb-8bc5-03ad7c49cd0c","timestamp":"2020-12-29T04:30:13Z","description":"2005 single by Samantha McClymont","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cookin'_in_my_Kitchen"}},"extract":"\"Cookin' in my Kitchen\" is the first single, released in 2005, by Australian country music singer Samantha McClymont. She has not released further solo material since joining her sisters to form The McClymonts.","extract_html":"
\"Cookin' in my Kitchen\" is the first single, released in 2005, by Australian country music singer Samantha McClymont. She has not released further solo material since joining her sisters to form The McClymonts.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
{"type":"standard","title":"Noa Palatchy","displaytitle":"Noa Palatchy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6628210","titles":{"canonical":"Noa_Palatchy","normalized":"Noa Palatchy","display":"Noa Palatchy"},"pageid":50423222,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/NoaFalachi_DSC3071_799_1200.jpg/330px-NoaFalachi_DSC3071_799_1200.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/NoaFalachi_DSC3071_799_1200.jpg","width":333,"height":500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282335790","tid":"88a8a110-09b4-11f0-b48f-064012e3db9d","timestamp":"2025-03-25T20:05:44Z","description":"Israeli rhythmic gymnast","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noa_Palatchy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noa_Palatchy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noa_Palatchy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Noa_Palatchy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noa_Palatchy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Noa_Palatchy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noa_Palatchy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Noa_Palatchy"}},"extract":"Noa Palatchy is an Israeli group rhythmic gymnast. She represents her nation at international competitions.","extract_html":"
Noa Palatchy is an Israeli group rhythmic gymnast. She represents her nation at international competitions.
"}{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bohol–Panglao International Airport","displaytitle":"Bohol–Panglao International Airport","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7130967","titles":{"canonical":"Bohol–Panglao_International_Airport","normalized":"Bohol–Panglao International Airport","display":"Bohol–Panglao International Airport"},"pageid":18565650,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Photo_shows_the_exterior_of_the_Bohol-Panglao_International_Airport.jpg/330px-Photo_shows_the_exterior_of_the_Bohol-Panglao_International_Airport.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Photo_shows_the_exterior_of_the_Bohol-Panglao_International_Airport.jpg","width":2400,"height":1600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1296134087","tid":"820d7fbd-4be5-11f0-8858-46ffca3d2b6b","timestamp":"2025-06-18T01:42:35Z","description":"Airport in Central Visayas, Philippines","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":9.56666667,"lon":123.775},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bohol%E2%80%93Panglao_International_Airport"}},"extract":"Bohol–Panglao International Airport, also known as New Bohol International Airport or Panglao Island Airport, is an international airport on Panglao Island in the province of Bohol, Philippines. The airport opened on November 28, 2018 after decades of planning and three years of construction, replacing Tagbilaran Airport to support Bohol's increased passenger traffic due to tourism. The airport serves as the gateway to Tagbilaran and the rest of mainland Bohol for domestic air travellers. It also is less than an hour's flight from Mactan–Cebu International Airport, which is a gateway to central Philippines for international tourists.","extract_html":"
Bohol–Panglao International Airport, also known as New Bohol International Airport or Panglao Island Airport, is an international airport on Panglao Island in the province of Bohol, Philippines. The airport opened on November 28, 2018 after decades of planning and three years of construction, replacing Tagbilaran Airport to support Bohol's increased passenger traffic due to tourism. The airport serves as the gateway to Tagbilaran and the rest of mainland Bohol for domestic air travellers. It also is less than an hour's flight from Mactan–Cebu International Airport, which is a gateway to central Philippines for international tourists.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What do elves post on Social Media?","punchline":"Elf-ies.","id":401}
{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
["Taxidermy chia plaid ennui. Af wolf offal jean shorts migas selvage polaroid vegan tbh gentrify. Lumbersexual celiac art party forage man bun YOLO polaroid distillery direct trade cloud bread migas seitan poke. Cred cardigan yr messenger bag. Scenester church-key chicharrones schlitz, tofu migas artisan chillwave solarpunk flexitarian direct trade. Lumbersexual meh fanny pack +1, locavore man bun Brooklyn poke. Tofu aesthetic butcher celiac twee meggings.","Gluten-free ascot umami migas. Cloud bread hexagon austin unicorn truffaut gochujang thundercats, sriracha knausgaard slow-carb health goth heirloom tacos pok pok. Tbh unicorn artisan mumblecore. Keffiyeh lyft swag copper mug polaroid aesthetic. Tbh raclette fam DIY pork belly vibecession, before they sold out mukbang try-hard activated charcoal forage ethical grailed beard seitan. Portland listicle bruh deep v. Skateboard fit letterpress coloring book, cardigan butcher hashtag JOMO blackbird spyplane single-origin coffee quinoa poutine schlitz.","Post-ironic godard 90