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Scott Logan Verrett is an American former professional baseball pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Texas Rangers, New York Mets, and Baltimore Orioles, and in the KBO League for the NC Dinos. Prior to playing professionally, he played for Calallen High School and Baylor University.
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