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Jacksonia venosa is a species of flowering plant in the family Fabaceae and is endemic to the south of Western Australia. It is a low, spreading, tufted shrub with greyish-green branches, the end branches sharply-pointed cladodes, leaves reduced to dark brown, egg-shaped scales, yellow-orange to orange flowers with red marking scattered along the branches, and membranous, more or less glabrous, flattened pods.

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Reda Caire (1908–1963) was a popular singer of operettes in Paris in the 1930s and 1950s.

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