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{"type":"standard","title":"Jubilee Tower","displaytitle":"Jubilee Tower","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6301915","titles":{"canonical":"Jubilee_Tower","normalized":"Jubilee Tower","display":"Jubilee Tower"},"pageid":5274399,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Jubilee_Tower_-_Darwen_Hill_-_geograph.org.uk_-_3155997.jpg/320px-Jubilee_Tower_-_Darwen_Hill_-_geograph.org.uk_-_3155997.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Jubilee_Tower_-_Darwen_Hill_-_geograph.org.uk_-_3155997.jpg","width":600,"height":800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278194376","tid":"d25fe82e-f634-11ef-a451-7983e82bf744","timestamp":"2025-03-01T00:33:40Z","description":"Tower on Darwen Hill in Lancashire, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.68963889,"lon":-2.488},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_Tower","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_Tower?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_Tower?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jubilee_Tower"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_Tower","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jubilee_Tower","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_Tower?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jubilee_Tower"}},"extract":"The octagonal Jubilee Tower on Darwen Hill overlooking the town of Darwen in Lancashire, England, was completed in 1898 to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria. It also commemorated the victory of the local people for the right of access to the surrounding moors. It was opened to the public on 24 September 1898.","extract_html":"
The octagonal Jubilee Tower on Darwen Hill overlooking the town of Darwen in Lancashire, England, was completed in 1898 to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria. It also commemorated the victory of the local people for the right of access to the surrounding moors. It was opened to the public on 24 September 1898.
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