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{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do choirs keep buckets handy?","punchline":"So they can carry their tune","id":345}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
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{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
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