{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
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{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?","punchline":"Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.","id":322}
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