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{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a French skeleton say hello?","punchline":"Bone-jour.","id":133}
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