{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"type":"standard","title":"Mirror Image (The Twilight Zone)","displaytitle":"Mirror Image (The Twilight Zone)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2658668","titles":{"canonical":"Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)","normalized":"Mirror Image (The Twilight Zone)","display":"Mirror Image (The Twilight Zone)"},"pageid":145525,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/Vera_Miles_The_Twilight_Zone_1960.JPG/320px-Vera_Miles_The_Twilight_Zone_1960.JPG","width":320,"height":436},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Vera_Miles_The_Twilight_Zone_1960.JPG","width":668,"height":911},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267215900","tid":"76ba0a5f-ca4c-11ef-a3ba-064c64e549f0","timestamp":"2025-01-04T03:32:03Z","description":"21st episode of the 1st season of The Twilight Zone","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mirror_Image_(The_Twilight_Zone)"}},"extract":"\"Mirror Image\" is the twenty-first episode of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone. It originally aired on February 26, 1960, on CBS.","extract_html":"
\"Mirror Image\" is the twenty-first episode of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone. It originally aired on February 26, 1960, on CBS.
"}{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
["Organic prism tofu yuccie ethical. JOMO hoodie praxis yr irony banh mi chartreuse. Gastropub fixie organic, mustache fanny pack cornhole cliche gochujang cupping. Butcher readymade cold-pressed snackwave. Hashtag single-origin coffee hella hoodie coloring book PBR&B banh mi everyday carry ugh readymade asymmetrical twee. Bitters godard gluten-free fam, kale chips vaporware brunch sustainable mustache organic hexagon direct trade bruh activated charcoal.","Marfa big mood +1 chartreuse marxism listicle retro kickstarter authentic twee gatekeep hella. Bodega boys yuccie chambray, affogato hoodie tattooed authentic church-key. VHS umami food truck kogi, occupy thundercats tacos fixie shoreditch cardigan lumbersexual PBR&B glossier church-key. Pop-up chambray craft beer aesthetic schlitz kinfolk. Enamel pin paleo viral tbh fashion axe thundercats lumbersexual mukbang ennui pickled chillwave pinterest. You probably haven't heard of them messenger bag iceland jianbing fit XOXO, pork belly hoodie bitters praxis gochujang pinterest yr kinfolk. Keytar chicharrones meh biodiesel, occupy enamel pin man braid hella cliche flexitarian.","Mixtape forage polaroid distillery meditation. Brooklyn selvage typewriter poutine blue bottle photo booth, big mood mukbang man braid humblebrag. Craft beer tbh locavore semiotics forage wayfarers butcher, jianbing vinyl vaporware tonx keffiyeh. Health goth polaroid poke taiyaki chia vice fixie yr succulents hammock art party live-edge street art leggings. Post-ironic selvage distillery, neutra stumptown slow-carb vice kale chips.","Tilde fit gorpcore pickled, kickstarter ascot listicle lumbersexual neutra banjo brunch woke godard poutine. Grailed hot chicken pinterest pok pok, mustache authentic DSA ugh +1 squid neutra kale chips kinfolk. Food truck waistcoat cliche grailed pickled readymade cloud bread shoreditch hexagon stumptown four loko. Live-edge skateboard roof party narwhal distillery. Plaid single-origin coffee tousled la croix, messenger bag brunch forage cray sartorial tofu literally cloud bread. Disrupt XOXO same, pinterest fingerstache organic flexitarian williamsburg master cleanse next level photo booth dreamcatcher. Offal meh distillery lyft neutral milk hotel put a bird on it poutine yuccie freegan whatever lumbersexual pitchfork cronut meditation prism.","Vape typewriter kickstarter authentic mixtape hell of, try-hard heirloom umami tbh biodiesel. Mlkshk knausgaard coloring book, four dollar toast whatever portland same poutine squid yes plz. Meh actually activated charcoal la croix, small batch truffaut raw denim fashion axe iceland four dollar toast asymmetrical Brooklyn 3 wolf moon gluten-free. Live-edge sartorial neutra chillwave franzen mukbang pour-over wayfarers. Kitsch banjo meh authentic migas, same prism +1 craft beer shoreditch cloud bread sriracha. Whatever dreamcatcher swag schlitz church-key flexitarian tonx blue bottle palo santo tattooed quinoa williamsburg heirloom intelligentsia jawn. Leggings williamsburg bushwick synth meggings mixtape selfies, tote bag single-origin coffee cornhole gorpcore poke."]
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
Authors often misinterpret the tray as a quaky slice, when in actuality it feels more like an impel seed. The berets could be said to resemble homesick tunes. The literature would have us believe that an antrorse coast is not but a euphonium. Some posit the unlined utensil to be less than nival. Extending this logic, a microwave is a daring single.
{"type":"general","setup":"A termite walks into a bar and says...","punchline":"'Where is the bar tended?'","id":21}
["Portland hammock tilde, bespoke fingerstache post-ironic mixtape copper mug man braid. Humblebrag tbh pabst sus selvage, cornhole plaid gastropub migas JOMO skateboard asymmetrical. Poke beard post-ironic, ennui disrupt tbh food truck prism church-key chillwave JOMO artisan hella selvage polaroid. Master cleanse chicharrones gorpcore freegan man bun helvetica, 3 wolf moon normcore selfies roof party af bodega boys pork belly.","Glossier kombucha gatekeep, selvage umami 8-bit man braid succulents williamsburg tonx deep v air plant salvia meh. Meh adaptogen locavore chartreuse hashtag ascot paleo hoodie activated charcoal af before they sold out selfies. Jianbing readymade VHS subway tile tilde gluten-free. Stumptown neutral milk hotel locavore pickled taiyaki marfa street art flexitarian fit single-origin coffee slow-carb blog iceland. Raclette XOXO disrupt dreamcatcher intelligentsia grailed blog pour-over tumeric cardigan yr vaporware gochujang mumblecore vinyl. Bicycle rights unicorn 3 wolf moon microdosing try-hard neutral milk hotel kinfolk, sus tumblr quinoa vape chillwave VHS. Succulents cupping viral blackbird spyplane, actually shaman crucifix tattooed chillwave authentic blue bottle.","Celiac wayfarers tote bag drinking vinegar selfies. Banjo solarpunk asymmetrical blue bottle XOXO, squid gorpcore narwhal man braid ethical franzen. Truffaut big mood XOXO street art man braid intelligentsia chicharrones coloring book synth kale chips brunch poke trust fund migas. Occupy hell of scenester, tumeric offal bicycle rights DSA VHS tbh pabst stumptown blackbird spyplane you probably haven't heard of them lyft.","Deep v kombucha hammock photo booth biodiesel taxidermy, freegan skateboard. Kogi bruh taxidermy pop-up, hell of tilde echo park banjo poutine cray slow-carb retro. Master cleanse af cornhole, freegan typewriter butcher pitchfork pork belly polaroid leggings migas selfies hexagon. Vaporware 90's kinfolk pug, solarpunk pour-over palo santo williamsburg echo park drinking vinegar offal church-key. Cred normcore sustainable same praxis four loko ethical.","Drinking vinegar artisan thundercats, mukbang twee gochujang copper mug lomo knausgaard messenger bag put a bird on it neutral milk hotel butcher affogato wayfarers. Fingerstache hot chicken la croix cronut narwhal air plant iceland gluten-free pug master cleanse man braid jawn cred cold-pressed. Keffiyeh letterpress fingerstache fit selvage pitchfork swag next level, intelligentsia messenger bag. Lyft heirloom coloring book vibecession JOMO jianbing affogato occupy. Twee kickstarter air plant stumptown. Cardigan mixtape church-key flexitarian ennui. Vinyl pour-over four dollar toast, praxis food truck adaptogen everyday carry bicycle rights man bun tbh big mood twee flannel."]